Sunday, August 30, 2009
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Saturday, August 22, 2009
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Monday, August 17, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Is a childish prank in which someone knocks on someone's front door and then runs away and hides before the person can answer.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
My husband was trying to be funny said "no, but she wants Daddies sausage". My son of course had no clue and went about his way. A couple days later we are at the in-laws for Christmas morning breakfast, we start fixing our plates and my son announces.... "Mommy loves Daddies sausage".
Thank god they are all perverts like my husband.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Cheerleader Gets Knocked Out - Watch more Funny Videos
Gives "heads up" a whole new meaning doesn't it?
Little Girl Owned by Soccer Ball - Watch more Funny Videos
Well think of it this way, the girl just got her first formal introduction to being tattooed.
Knockout By Exercise Machine - Watch more Funny Videos
Two words: Douche Bag!
Softball Hits Girl On Head - Watch more Funny Videos
The perfect time to have eyes on the back of your head.
Gymnastics Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
White men can't jump!
Friday, August 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
We did this quite often so I was no big deal. I was sitting at the passenger seat and he leaned over on top of me. We took off all of our clothes and were about the have sex. Then suddenly in the darkness, we saw two headlights turning into the parking lot. At first we thought it was another couple who came here to do what we were doing, but we were still very scared since both of us were wearing nothing but each other. So we waited quietly still in position, for the car to leave. But instead of turning off the headlights and starting to do their own business, the car was driving toward us! So we raised our heads a little and took a peek...Oh shit it was the police!! The car stopped right behind us with the headlights shining right at us, we heard the sound of someone getting off the car.
Still in position, still naked, the cop stopped right outside of our window with a flashlight shining at my boyfriends ass. Since it was summer, we didn't have a blanket in the car, and both of us were too scared to reach back and grab our clothes. The only thing I could grab hold of was my shirt, which was obviously too small to cover anything up.
Terrified, we both hid our faces, but the cop just wouldn't go away!! The cop just stood there watching quietly with his flashlight! After a minute or so, the cop finally spoke..."get your clothes back on and go home" he said, but still standing there with the flashlight on, watching us naked! After some 30 seconds the cop finally backed off towards his car and waited until we left. Needless to say we never did that again!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
When I finally got out they showed me the tape and in it the way I was waving my arms looked liked I was doing the Macarena! I felt like such an idiot. I have awesome friends!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My embarrassing moment happened when I was a junior in high school. I had to act out a skit during a schoolwide rally. I was a Roman person, wearing a very realistic toga, and I had to go out there with the student body president and vice president, when I noticed my black panty line was showing through my white sheet.
So I took them and my bra off and walked out into the gym. The noise in the gym immediatley stopped, and everyone was staring at me. Then I felt a breeze around my stomach and legs, so I looked down. I was standing there completely nude! I had forgotten to properly tie my toga in the back, so it fell off.
After we leave, we both head to our cars, I got a text from my friend saying she was at the restaurant and they were all almost done and wondering what I was up to. So I drove around for a minute looking for a new spot, parked and walked in. Right as I came in I hear a loud "Yeah, then he just took my money" from the girl I had just taken out. It was so awkward but luckily I'm at the point now where I can just laugh about it with her, but it was very embarrassing because they all saw me right after she said it, and there was no way to pretend I didn't hear it.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
We're singing but Jill is falling - Watch more Funny Videos
It always cracks me up watching videos like this. You always have that one person to top it off with a huge bang. The best part is during the whole video she is just sitting there, then she joins in on the singing and totally loses it. Watch closely she even bounces off the floor.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Well to my surprise 3 days after Christmas I got a little unexpected gift, yup you know it I should have brought that damn box. Anyways, as I stand in the bathroom freaking out because my step mom is at work and my younger step sister hasn't started hers either, what am I to do? I need something and fast! You may have guessed it, I had to tell dad I couldn't just stand there bleeding. So I get up the courage to wake up my dad and tell him, what does he do? He wants to have the my little girl is becoming a women talk, HELLO I AM BLEEDING HERE!! I need pads not a talk, sorry dad. Finally and light turned on in my head that grandma is downstairs so I went down told her my problem. I got some from my grandma (thankfully she lived at the same house). Hey they were only pantie liners but that held me over until my step mom came home. Needless to say I was embarrassed I had to tell dad, then my little brother found out and for about a two weeks straight ran around sing "Caboodle Caboodle" I wanted to just kill him. Merry Christmas to me!
One weekend last month a few of my friends and I went to a local Irish Pub for a few drinks. Our waitress is drop dead gorgeous with the most beautiful blue eyes. So of course I was hitting on her all night, I love pretty women what can I say? So I tell her that she has the most gorgeous eyes I ever seen in my life. A few days later was told her left eye was fake beyond my amazement it was a glass eye. I guess I had one too many that night.
That is not even the worst part, I was wearing a thong so my butt was out there for everyone to see, plus the gym teacher was a big perv and acted like he didn't see anything even though he was the one pitching.... I was so humiliated!