My husband and I took the kids out to breakfast just a few days before Christmas. I am a vegetarian and when ordering breakfast my husband asked if I was going to order breakfast with sausage so I could give it to kids (they love the stuff) and I said sure. My oldest son (4 yrs old) asked "Mommy is going to have sausage?"
My husband was trying to be funny said "no, but she wants Daddies sausage". My son of course had no clue and went about his way. A couple days later we are at the in-laws for Christmas morning breakfast, we start fixing our plates and my son announces.... "Mommy loves Daddies sausage".
Thank god they are all perverts like my husband.