Monday, August 17, 2009
Battery Operated Boyfriend
My most embarrassing situation happened a few years ago when I was in college. My roommate had gone away for the weekend and I was alone. One evening, after drinking a too much at a party I came back to my room and decided to play with myself. I locked my door, stripped naked, put on my earphones turned up the volume and went to it with a favorite vibrator! What I didn’t know was that my roommate thought I was also going to be gone for the weekend, and gave her key to a friend in case the friend “got lucky”. I was in the middle of my “work-out”, my headset blasting, my eyes squeezed shut, when the door opened and a girl and a guy walked in! They stood, frozen in shock while I lay there screwing myself on the bed. I didn’t hear or see them! After what could only have been a few seconds, something made me open my eyes! I almost had a heart attack! They mumbled an apology and ran out! I seriously considered a transfer.
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