The Silly Games Kids Play.

When I was about 6yrs old my family and I were at a family friends house (townhouse) and us kids were driving the adults crazy I guess, so our parents told us to go "nigger knocking". They explained that you go up to the door knock and then run and hide. Well we go to our first house, knock on the door and we all run and hide in the bushes and behind cars. My sister on the other hand didn't listen and stood on the porch. I huge black man answers the door and says " What do you want"? My sister politely says "We are nigger knocking my mom and dad said it was ok". Thankfully the man had a sense of humor because my parent were just across the parking lot. The man laughs and then joins my parents for a beer... Boy my sister was so gullible.

	"Nigger Knocking"
	Is a childish prank in which someone knocks on someone's front door and then runs away and hides before the person can answer.

The Funny Things Kids Say...

My husband and I took the kids out to breakfast just a few days before Christmas. I am a vegetarian and when ordering breakfast my husband asked if I was going to order breakfast with sausage so I could give it to kids (they love the stuff) and I said sure. My oldest son (4 yrs old) asked "Mommy is going to have sausage?"

My husband was trying to be funny said "no, but she wants Daddies sausage". My son of course had no clue and went about his way. A couple days later we are at the in-laws for Christmas morning breakfast, we start fixing our plates and my son announces.... "Mommy loves Daddies sausage".

Thank god they are all perverts like my husband.

Camera Shy

A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for her camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera.

Bad Table Manners

My mom is a religious woman who attends Sunday services at her church every week. She most times takes my 4 year old daughter with her while I work. One Sunday my mom and my daughter attended church like usual while there a friend of my moms offered to take my mom and daughter to breakfast after the services. This woman is middle aged and very sophisticated, she is quite wealthy. Well at breakfast my daughter was a little loud and obnoxious but nothing outside the ordinary. Then out of nowhere she stuck her finger in her nose saying "Nanny I got a boogie I got a boogie" She pulled a booger out of her nose that was so big it covered the tip of her finger. Not that that wasn't embarrassing enough for my mom...but I have taught my daughter to be outspoken and to say how she feels. So as far as any normal bodily functions etc she doesn't see that as wrong...so she took that finger with her boogie on it and stuck it in this woman's face and said "EAT IT!!!!!" Enough said.