Meijer Fun!

I was staying the night at my friends house and her mom had been drinking. We had her take us up to Meijer to get some ice cream and stuff to make smores. While walking around Meijer to get our goodies we noticed we had lost her mom, so we started searching everywhere for her. Walking down every aisle hoping to find her, no luck! We ended up walking to the front of the store thinking maybe her mom was sitting down ( she is a heavier lady with a buzz) on one of those benches they have up in front of the check out lines. As we reach the front of the store we see her mother outside on one of those penny horses! Not only was she riding the horse she was yelling "Yee Haw"! I wanted to crawl under a rock.

Beautiful Blue Eyes.

One weekend last month a few of my friends and I went to a local Irish Pub for a few drinks. Our waitress is drop dead gorgeous with the most beautiful blue eyes. So of course I was hitting on her all night, I love pretty women what can I say? So I tell her that she has the most gorgeous eyes I ever seen in my life. A few days later was told her left eye was fake beyond my amazement it was a glass eye. I guess I had one too many that night.