Smoke Break

Not really embarrassing but funny, today at work a co-worker and myself were sitting out side having a smoke break after a very busy afternoon. We were both sitting quietly texting on our phones when I happened to see something out of the corner of my eye and I screamed like a little bitch before I even knew what it was. After I screamed we realized it was a cute little chipmunk poor little thing probably had a mini heart attach. I think I scared it more than it scared me.

Fat Like You

My roommate and myself both smoke cigarettes. We do not smoke in my house however. So one evening we were both outside having a cigarette. My daughter came to the door and said "Mommy can I come outside?" I said "no its a little chilly, we will be back in there in a minute" My roommate then said "You don't want to get sick" My daughter then looks at her, stares at her for a couple of minutes, and says "Lisa, when I get fat like you I can go outside and smoke cigarettes too?"