Let's Wear Thongs!

I'm planning a wedding and my fiancee and I are from California and always wear flip flops, so we decided that it would be fun if our entire wedding party wore flip flops. Well my mother in law was trying to explain that to a bunch of girls at her bible study saying "Everyone at their wedding is going to wear thongs, even the pastor!" She came home and called and told me that none of them thought it was a good idea. So I had to explain to her that flip flops go between your toes, thongs go between your butt cheeks. The next Sunday at church she had to explain what she meant to a bunch of 50-60 year old... She was so embarrassed!